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What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain? 7. They aren’t with us anymore. 88. Originally Published: October 26, 2020 . 52. Q: Why didn’t the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Anything you like, he won’t hear you. Q: Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur’s Dog? Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? It also analyzes reviews to verify trustworthiness. 31. Enormous holes in the base boards. The taste. Q: What’s the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? A. A: A Dinosaucer. 101 Dinosaur Jokes for Kids. 101 Hilarious Dinosaur Jokes: T-Rex Ticklers and Raptor Riddles to Keep Your Kids Roaring With Laughter combines the best of both. 49. Q: What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A: Lefty. 4. A: Squash. Unable to add item to List. A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex. A: Dino-mite. 72. 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Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? 33. 101 Dinosaur Jokes for Kids for Kids is a wonderful, natural way for children to improve their reading. As a bonus, site members have access to a banner-ad-free version of the site, with print-friendly pages. A: My-feet-are-saurus. Why do museums have old dinosaur bones? 56. A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex. Q: What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? A: Bronto-swore-us. Dinosaur Jokes By admin June 5, 2015 I was out for dinner last weekend and the topic of dinosaur jokes came up – long story – and after much debate as to what the joke was the provided a particular punchline, it seemed that dinosaur jokes would make as good a topic as any for this week’s puns and one liners. Read "101 Hilarious Dinosaur Jokes For Kids T-Rex Ticklers and Raptor Riddles To Keep Your Kids Roaring With Laughter" by Scott Allen available from Rakuten Kobo. Kids around the world are fascinated, even obsessed, with dinosaurs. Dinosaur Jokes. A: The letter “s”! 64. He can’t hear you. Spine creases, wear to binding and pages from reading. Q: What does a Triceratops sit on? Long distance! Whether it's a joke a day for the kids, lunchbox jokes for every day or clean jokes to tell to kids, just don't be surprised when the comedy sketch goes beyond today! A: A Model T-Rex. Q: What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Instead, our system considers things like how recent a review is and if the reviewer bought the item on Amazon. January 30, 2017. Jurassic pork! Q: What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? Q: Where do cows go … 101 Dinosaur Jokes for Kids. But dinosaurs have long been the focus of humor, including a bevy of jokes at the expense of these long-gone beasts, which roamed the earth millions of years ago. Jokes about animals. A: Tea Rex? EMBED. Q: What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Q: What came after the dinosaur? 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Q: What’s green and purple and goes up and down? Your recently viewed items and featured recommendations, Select the department you want to search in, Or get 4-5 business-day shipping on this item for $5.99 A: Cause they don’t know how to cook. Q: Which dinosaur slept all day ? What does a perverted frog say? 74. Q: Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? 97. A: Because she had no guts! Q: Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? A: Because it’s feet smell. A: Anything you want. 66. Then you can start reading Kindle books on your smartphone, tablet, or computer - no Kindle device required. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. 40. A: Eye-saur, 44. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s a loud sleeper? What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? 30. A: Cryalotosaurus. 87. A. A: A Snore-a-sorus, 71. 95. 46. Here is a crop of the funniest jokes involving the "terrible lizards," better known as dinosaurs: Q: What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives … A. 15. To get the free app, enter your mobile phone number. However, we don’t need to forget about them. What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Scroll down for silly jokes and corny jokes, many of which have been sent to us by kid-readers (like you! 84. 48. A big list of dinosaur jokes! Have fun with this collection of Funny Dinosaur Jokes. Q: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A: Because she had no guts! A: Its Tricera-bottom. I’m pretty sure every single kid goes through the love of dinosaur phase and in our house, that means dinosaur jokes, puns, knock-knock jokes and one-liners! 101 Dinosaur Jokes by Phil Hirsch, Brian Buniak. A: What a lavaly day! Dinosaurs were amazing creatures that used to rule and roam the earth. Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Two dinosaurs. A: Rep-tiles, 77. A: Lazy bonesWhat do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Q: What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? Q: How can you best raise a baby dinosaur? What goes in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet? 63. 2. 80. 25. 61. Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Anything you like, he won’t hear you! DINOSAUR . Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? 67. A: A Bronto-snorus. Les Listes is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites. Q. 73. We know these jokes will make you and your kids laugh out loud! Something went wrong. There was an error retrieving your Wish Lists. 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Q: What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Q: What do dinosaurs use on the floors of their kitchens? Don’t make me come in there! Q: What dinosaur is always sad? A: Anywhere he wants to. Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans? Q: What made the dinosaur's car stop? Funny dinosaur jokes, puns, and riddles. 32. A: Its tricera-bottom. 96. Q: What do you call a dinosaur … 24. Kids around the world are fascinated, even obsessed, with dinosaurs. 23. Q: Why are dinosaurs no longer around? 101 HILARIOUS DINOSAUR JOKES, your children can add a roar of humor to all that dinosaur fascination. Q: What do you get when a dinosaur blows its nose? 26. Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Sir. What did the penis say to the vagina? Q: What do you call a dinosaur that eats it’s vegetables? A: Its tail! 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A: A flat Tire-annosaurus ! A: With a crane! Why doesn’t Santa Claus have any children? A: Tricera-cops. You're fortunate to read a set of the 78 funniest jokes and dinosaur puns. Q: What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet. A: Tyrannasaurus wreck! If you’re looking for fun kids dinosaur jokes, then this is for you. Q: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? A: Rep Tiles, 70. Q: What’s as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? 42. Q: What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? 97. He worked it out with a pencil. A: A webbing dress. A: Because the ‘p’ is silent. 10. 65. Sourced from Reddit, Twitter, and beyond! A: Her shadow. JOKES BLOND YO MOMMA BIRTHDAY KNOCK KNOCK ANSWER ME THIS. Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? MOST POPULAR. A: Because the chicken joke wasn’t invented yet. Prime members enjoy FREE Delivery and exclusive access to music, movies, TV shows, original audio series, and Kindle books. 11. 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A collection of jokes about dinosaurs includes jokes such as, "What's worse than a dinosaur in your bathtub? 92. A: Because their eggs stink. My wife is always giving me a hard time about my bad sense of direction. Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be? 5. A. 83. Q: Why does a brontosaurus have a long neck? Three dinosaurs are running across the desert when they stumble across a magic lamp. Q:  How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? A: Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus. Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A Stegosau-rust ! Please try again. ). Activities for Kids. Q: What do you call a dinosaurs fart? To calculate the overall star rating and percentage breakdown by star, we don’t use a simple average. Top subscription boxes – right to your door, © 1996-2020, Amazon.com, Inc. or its affiliates. 86. After viewing product detail pages, look here to find an easy way to navigate back to pages you are interested in. Please try again. A: A Bronto-snorus. 58. A: Eye-saur. :D Riddles. May contain limited notes, underlining or highlighting that does affect the text. Advertisement. 47. 77 of them, in fact! Q: What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? A: Dino- score! A: Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet. Q: What’s better than a talking dinosaur? Kids will be roaring with laughter at these jokes about their favorite Kids are fascinated by dinosaurs - what they looked like, what they ate, where they lived, how you pronounce their names, etc. A: Hello, hello! 81. Accessories such as CD, codes, toys, may not be included. Q: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? A: Try Sara’s Tops, 43. Q: Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? A: Tyrannosaurus Flex. How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? A: A flat Tire-annosaurus! 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